it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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