Sry I called you an 8
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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