Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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