I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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