apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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