That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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