handjob tips. give me some.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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