I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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