Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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