There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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