Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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