It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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