Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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