I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
