white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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