It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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