what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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