Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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