I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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