Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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