he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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