make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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