he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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