i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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