what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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