is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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