I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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