I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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