How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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