just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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