Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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