Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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