My brain says no but my pants say off.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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