your parents love me but you hate me
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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