I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
