But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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