Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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