So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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