Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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