Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Randomize
