It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.