I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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