Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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