How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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