so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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