check it out our google latitudes are spooning
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
