I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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