At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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