i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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