I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
