Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
