She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Someone signed my nipple.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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