i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
