Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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