did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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